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Bila Burung Ini Lapar Semua Haiwan Dia Nak Makan

Burung ini pelik sebab bila dia dah lapar sangat segala makhluk dia bantai nak makan. Ini ke burung pelikan macam dalam cerita Finding Nemo tu? Ada yang kata ini burung stork (bangau) yang hantar bayi manusia ke rumah-rumah tu. Pernahkah anda memiliki haiwan peliharaan atau rakan yang rakus sebegini apabila lapar?

Jenis-Jenis Babi Yang Anda Perlu Tahu

Bila tengok gambar anak-anak babi comel di atas, teringat satu kisah di mana seorang perempuan Melayu sedang berjalan-jalan dengan motornya di sekitar kampung lalu terserempak dengan salah seekor anak babi. Perempuan itu pun mengangkat lalu memasukkan haiwan itu ke dalam bakul motornya sebelum membawa ia pulang ke rumah. Setibanya dia di kampung, perempuan itu menunjukkan penemuannya kepada jiran sebelah rumah sambil dengan girang memberitahu dia hendak membela "anak rusa yang ditemuinya di tengah jalan"... Berbalik kepada blog ini, mesti pembaca tertanya-tanya kenapa kita perlu tahu jenis-jenis babi melalui artikel ini? Kenapa banyak sangat jenis babi yang ada dalam dunia ini? Kenapa artikel ini ditulis? Entahlah, baca sajalah kalau rajin... (AMARAN: SILA JANGAN BACA ARTIKEL INI SEKIRANYA ANDA SEDANG MENGANDUNG. PENULIS TIDAK AKAN BERTANGGUNGJAWAB KE ATAS ANAK YANG TERKENA KENAN MELALUI ARTIKEL INI) Babi Hutan Semasa kecil babi hutan kelihatan sangat comel iras anak rusa. Ap

Abalones And The Story Of White Painted Woman

I found half shell abalones on sale at the nearby hypermarket. They look big. Each shell is sold at RM2.88. I bought a few shells to try out and later realized that I don't know anything about cooking abalones. All this while I have only seen abalones in cans. Let's not talk about what these abalones actually resemble... Speaking of abalones, I remember an old Apache tale about the abalone shell. It was said that in the old days, the first woman in the world (who was known as White Painted Woman) had survived a great flood in the shell of an abalone. She married the Sun and the Rain, and gave birth to two sons that destroy monsters to make the earth inhabitable for mankind. White Painted Woman then wandered to east until at the end of her life, she found her younger self. They merged and White Painted Woman was born anew. Thus repeatedly, she is born again and again, from generation to generation. An artist's visualization of White Painted Woman

Capitalism Kills The Cat

My cats have been starving since the J&T Express strike commotion this past few days. I feel sorry for the seller whom I always buy cat food online from. The seller never fails to ship out fast and delivery usually takes within one to two days. However, something happened within J&T Express' postal service administration - the top management started to impose new working conditions on their own courier staff until the staff decided that they had enough and began launching a strike.  Someone took a photo of an abandoned J&T Express' parcel storage hub in Selangor, which shows piles of undelivered stuff in the premise. People started complaining of non-deliveries. The chain management system has become stuck. For the first time I receive the status "Redelivery attempt as soon as possible" from J&T's delivery tracking system for five times in a row within one week. But I don't blame the courier staff for the strike. With a ridiculous new policy th

Servis Courier Ninja Turtle

  Betullah tu Ninja Turtle hantar...

Wanita Rimas Suami Terlalu Penyayang

Hanya kerana suaminya terlalu menyayanginya dan tidak pernah bertengkar, seorang wanita menuntut perceraian di mahkamah selepas 18 bulan mendirikan rumah tangga. Menurut laporan akhbar, wanita itu berkata dia berasa muak dan tidak boleh menerima apabila suaminya meluahkan perasaan dengan penuh rasa cinta. Wanita itu berasa rimas kerana suaminya tidak pernah memarahinya selain tidak pernah berasa kecewa meskipun beberapa kali melakukan kesilapan.  "Kadang-kadang dia memasak untuk saya dan membantu saya melakukan tugas-tugas rumah tangga. Setiap kali saya melakukan kesalahan, dia selalu memaafkan saya... pelik betul," kata wanita tersebut. Selain itu, wanita berkenaan memberitahu bahawa dia tidak mahu meneruskan kehidupan rumah tangga itu kerana suaminya sentiasa bersetuju dengan semua cadangannya.  Mahkamah Uttar Pradesh, India, bagaimanapun menolak permohonan itu dengan menyifatkan tindakan tersebut sebagai melulu. Pasangan itu diminta menyelesaikan sendir

FaceApp Is Haram, So I Use It On Non-Living Subjects

FaceApp is a photo-editing application developed in Russia and was launched three years ago (2017). Its aging and gender-swapping features became a trend on social media, with thousands sharing photos of themselves appearing geriatric or as the opposite gender. Perhaps this is due to being bored amidst the Coronavirus lockdown.  The FaceApp tempts users to see what they look like in a different style, age and gender Recently, the Federal Territories Mufti office has issued a fatwa (Islamic legal injunction) prohibiting Muslims from using FaceApp. In a statement posted on its website, the Mufti office said altering a photo of one's face using FaceApp and sharing it is prohibited as it is "akin to encouraging the tendency of changing God’s creation even though it is not done through physical means". This explanation seems to be in line with a statement by Sheikh Muhammad Iqbal Nadvi of the Calgary Mosque in Canada, who said, “Changing one’s sex is a kin